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Nice post of birthdays. But more importantly, when are you going to die? If you'd like to go to WWW.Deathclock.com, some nice computer geek will give you some idea of how much time you have left. The first time I tried it, it read: "you are already dead. You died 7 years, 112 days and 6 hours ago. Have a nice day."
Nice post of birthdays. But more importantly, when are you going to die? If you'd like to go to WWW.Deathclock.com, some nice computer geek will give you some idea of how much time you have left. The first time I tried it, it read: "you are already dead. You died 7 years, 112 days and 6 hours ago. Have a nice day."
Hmmm...not bad. It says I have 46 years to go. After that I'll begin a new and improved life!
New-born,
Did you put in the correct information? It gave me 18 years left to invest, but I vow to change my ways like Scrooge did and defy the grim reaper. I will give away my stock gains. Will you also change, New-born?
billyjoe
New-born,
Did you put in the correct information? It gave me 18 years left to invest, but I vow to change my ways like Scrooge did and defy the grim reaper. I will give away my stock gains. Will you also change, New-born?
billyjoe
Newborn. Already dead, according to the deathclock. Well, when it asked me what kind of lifestyle I live, I didn't tell Deathclock that I was a tea-totalling preacher who never uses the Lord's name in vain or stays up past ten o'clock at night. I just hit any button, and that button just happened to be the one that said "sadistic lifestyle." That's why it said I was already dead.
Bad news for my wife. The Death Clock says I will check out on 12/31/2055. I'm sure I'll be a cantankerous S.O.B. at 94 years of age. I'm sure my wife will love taking care of a 94 year old. I'll try to hang on for an extra day so she can file jointly in '56!!!
The Death Clock doesn't take into account the number of brain cells that I left on State Street in Madison, however.
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